ZThemes

There is a time and place for decaf coffee. Never and in the trash.

— same goes for instant (via fuckthereallife)

minazarei:

allenbybeardsley:

*video game boss the size of a skyscraper* 

"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THIS THING" 

*ten minutes later* 

"that…was surprisingly easy." 

*video game boss that is just normal dude with sword* 

"ahhh this’ll probably be easy" 

*ten hours later*

"fuck. shit. god. I can’t do this anymore. you’ve bested me. I will no longer play a game again. I have been disgraced." 

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Gamer sex tip #7

asaridancer:

Foreplay idea: Put on a silk robe and walk seductively towards your lover. Gently push them onto the bed, handcuff them to the bed post, and shout “I’LL SHOW YOU WHY MAGES ARE FEARED” and send them to the Fade.

time-lords:

Belgian peeps,

Did any of you notice during the end credits of Guardians of the Galaxy that at some point they thanked SNCB/NMBS and the station of Liège-Guillemins?

So I looked it up and apparently they’ve used the station as the Nova Corps headquarters!

Liège-Guillemins in real life

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And on Xandar

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chepibola:

when my mum scolds me

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